Estrogen queen some have seen
Quite the gad about
Some might shout
Not to make fun or to be mean
A polka dot dress
Plastic bangles
Orange hair
Her life has no stress
Pinching melons at the market
Some whisper and say
You should have
Seen her yesterday
She and Gypsy Rose Lee
Would have part the sea
The wiggle when she walks
Tells you as the stilettos clank
She would not walk a plank
Have you seen our town
Estrogen queen?
Not lately she does
Not seem to be seen.
Rumor has it she met up
With a fella'
With a truck load of melons
Kinda' shifty and looks
You know, like one of
Those felons
Next week we saw her
On Americas most wanted
Standing next to her fella'
At a bank with a bag
While he said take
The cash Stella
Now would you have known
As we all smiled
At Rosie's Café
Watching Americas most wanted
Our very own town
Estrogen queen
On national TV
Made a name for our town
In a polka dot dress
Plastic bangles
Orange hair way
Down to there
We all smiled again
Knowing our own
Estrogen queen
Now is famous
Stella and her new fella' |