We were all sitting in Rosie's Café
Well, I think it was just last Monday
When we heard they were announcing
That our town Estrogen Queen
You know Stella the gal with
Orange hair way down to there
And her favorite polka dot dress
With her plastic bangles, stiletto
Heels that clank like iron wheels
The last time we all saw her Stella
And her shifty fella' they were
On America's Most Wanted
While the bank video played
And he said take the cash Stella
So now it seems our town
Estrogen Queen will be again
On National TV we will
Stay tuned, as she will be seen
On that program, you know
Court TV the live trial show
Joe said to Jay wonder if she
Will wear her best polka dot dress
When the camera took a shot
There she was in a suit of some kind
Her orange hair tied up in a knot
Glasses so thick we all said
B' Jesses our town Estrogen queen
Has just got to be at least half blind
Now we know how she got mixed
Up with that shifty fella we all nodded
And said poor Stella well, she
Sure does look good
Only we knew she would
The jury has heard her side of the story
Today we will hear the jury's decree
It seems they say it's temporary insanity
Stella was in denial only took her Estrogen
For the trial and now she sees with her
New glasses and all what life is like
We all clap and cheer and wonder
If our town Estrogen Queen
Will be back to town after all |