Not often do I tend to appear at the favorite buffet spot It seems the best restraint to me is avoid temptation Enjoying the salad bar end as I watch others a salad plot Such wondrous salads I see as others design their creation As they circle round the buffet as covered wagons in their day Their concentration the genuine looks tempered souls that do not stray Couples paired, friends who chat and compare, others in solitude And of course they're to be seen women and men quite large in their being Each a plate of wonder as they wander round the marvels of food The looks in those who are portly and stout their eyes glean As each plate is filled their soul from their eyes is spilled Some are large and quite tall they have in life certainly been deemed after all By family and friends for certain they are big boned and carry their weight well As you watch each and they're pace their concentration on their face you see it all Then the largest one of all generally a woman sometimes within certainty a member of family together they have a march no other would match again and again they return to be seen as they encore for each curtain call on their face a slight grimace will be seen These ladies without a doubt are well noted by the waitresses and so dubbed Buffet Queens! |